..Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." But if you're in Denny's and it's your birthday ... your life sucks!On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year ... This is upsetting news to me ... I had no idea I was Japanese.I can't understand why women are okay that J.C. Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider, just so I can finally hear a women say "Oh my God, it's huge."This short comment is compliments of GarySomeone told me about a new word that they heard. It's 'Exhaustipated': Meaning just too tired to give a shit!P.S. MS Word doesn't recognize it yet!!!This one is compliments of ArgonThose poor blondes... Annual meeting of the NAB (National Alliance of Blondes) in Vegas. Blonde delegates from all over the US and. All of a sudden I realized I was passing judgement on some guy that I never knew before that day, he knocked up one of my friends and was having it rough. Then it set in, I was beginning to feel bad about what I and Brandy had just done. Even though really it was nothing serious to me at the time but I was really feeling bad for it. We spoke only for a few minutes before I slithered my way out of the door. As I walked home I was hit over and over again with a unsettling feeling in my stomach. I felt bad, for what I had just done or what we had just done hours before he came in the door. As I got closer to my house it settled down as I kept on seeing her mouth on my cock and her eyes looking at me as she sucked on it. That night and for the next few nights I jacked off thinking about her, her mouth, and what maybe her pussy looked, felt, and tasted like. A couple days had passed, no phone calls, no just saying hi, nothing from Brandy. I thought that maybe she had her fun and that was.
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